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Will she be the one of all ones, the foxiest of the foxy, the head that bears the crown or just another lovely lady who almost made it?
Smoking hot or sizzling hot? Starlight bright or Fullbright bright? Miss Ripe or Miss Almost-Ripe? What do you think?
If this particular particularly talented lady has all the particular particulars Ripe is looking for in Miss Ripe, we think she'll be particularly pleased to be chosen.
Think she's got it like that? Oh, she's got it like that. Do you want it like that? Ripe wants… well, we'll see.
Beautiful, interesting, and she makes a killer ramen noodle. Low-rent, high-class, just like Ripe likes it.
Viva Italia! Okay, she's Italian-American so we're sort of stretching but our brains are having trouble functioning in the full blast of her beauty.
Picking Miss Ripe is no easy task. And by that I mean selecting the right girl not the show itself. The show itself is very easy - on the eyes, the mind and maybe even the soul.
If were gamblers, we might put our money on this honey as the future Miss Ripe. But we're not so I guess technically we're just trying to predict - ach, you get the point!
It seems like she's got it all - looks, a sweet job and that spark of life. But will she earn the crown, too? Doesn't seem fair, does it?
Dang, this girl is especially… I dunno… SOMETHING, isn't she? Is that thing something that can make her the kind of thing some people would call Miss Ripe?
Miss Ripe should have a name like Crystal Jewel. It sounds as made-up and as bad-ass as Vin Diesel. Crystal won't tell us if it's her real name or not but, really... who cares?
2007. Ahh what a vintage year. We had so many beautiful girls come through our doors all vying to be Miss Ripe it was hard to keep track of who was up next. In case you missed it - here's the best bits of '07!
This delectable serving of Brit-pop beauty can't wait to get home to her overseas sweetie. We would like her to procrastinate on that… not sure why… hmmmm…
Dang, girl, you're tall. And hot. Putting those together does that mean you have less hotness per square inch but greater total hotness? We're confused.
This sexy Serb can't trust nobody. Or, rather, she can't trust anybody. Well, we guess she could be she may soon regret it… oh, never mind.
Mariko is super-forward, straight up! She likes funny boys, no wait - men. Yeah, men. Slightly dumb men. Sound like you?
She's Swedish. Like the chef from The Muppets only easier to understand; like the meatballs only yummier; like Ikea only her parts are all in already in order... VERY MUCH in order.
Damm, girl, don't hurt 'em. Okay, you can hurt 'em. But can we please watch? If you let us, maybe you can be Miss Ripe…
Viva Italia! Okay, she's Italian-American so we're sort of stretching but our brains are having trouble functioning in the full blast of her beauty.
Your choice for Miss Ripe leads an exciting and often unpredictable life. Check out this all new day-in-the-life profile and photo shoot to celebrate the magnificence of Desiree Bick.
The DQ does not have double Ds nor does she appreciate the pick-up line suggesting she does. She'd like to just go about her day quietly, preferably with a Miss Ripe sash.
Miss Ripe should have a name like Crystal Jewel. It sounds as made-up and as bad-ass as Vin Diesel. Crystal won't tell us if it's her real name or not but, really... who cares?
Tarah thinks being Miss Ripe would be fine and dandy like Halloween candy. But if she's not, don't expect her to congratulate the winner. Expect hell. Hell on earth. You were warned.
Desiree looks hot in this bikini shoot. Check her out.
Picking Miss Ripe
Youthful and British, like the American colonies before we got all uppity. But Holly isn't uppity. She's nice. Is she Miss Ripe nice? See for yourself.
Holly Kishere
03:55 Posted: 01/01/2009Youthful and British, like the American colonies before we got all uppity. But Holly isn't uppity. She's nice. Is she Miss Ripe nice? See for yourself.
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